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  • “This is Simba,” Nicole said, pointing to the lion.
    “Is he dangerous?” Asked Chase.
    “Not really. He mauled a trainer, but nothing much.”
    ― Roland Smith, Storm Runners
  • “Impressive,” Court offered, gallantly bending to retrieve the shoe. “You should join the theater.”
    “Fuck you.”
    “I owed you that.”
    “Revenge is a dish best served with a side of handcuffs and a hard ass-fucking. Remember that.”
    Really is a dirty fighter. Goddamn.
    ― Finn Marlowe, Forever in One Second
  • “We don’t shoot somebody soon, I’m gonna forget how”
    ― Dave Barry, Big Trouble
  • “I love working with my hands. My writing is rough, my paper bruised with ink stains.”
    ― Bauvard, Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic
  • “The Rusty Ruins were the remains of an old city, a hulking reminder of back when there’d been way too many people, and everyone was incredibly stupid. And ugly.”
    ― Scott Westerfeld, Uglies
  • “A poet or philosopher should have no fault to find with his age if it only permits him to do his work undisturbed in his own corner; nor with his fate if the corner granted him allows of his following his vocation without having to think about other people.”
    ― Arthur Schopenhauer, The Art of Literature
  • “Haiku sounds like I’m
    Saying hi to someone named
    Ku. Hi, Ku. Hello.”
    ― Ellen DeGeneres, Seriously… I’m Kidding
  • “Orion nodded, then asked, “Dwarf cheese?”
    “Cheese made by dwarfs.”
    “Oh,” said Orion, relieved. “They make it. It’s not actually . . .”
    “No. What a horrible thought.”
    “Exactly.”
    ― Eoin Colfer, The Atlantis Complex
  • “She had put on make-up in a colour scheme that indicated she might be colourblind.”
    ― Stieg Larsson, The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo
  • “I’m dating three men, living with two more, and having occasional sex with two others. That’s seven men. I’m like a pornographic Snow White. I think seven is plenty.”
    ― Laurell K. Hamilton, Danse Macabre
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